I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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