I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
operation harelip BJ is a go
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
