I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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