It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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