did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
