A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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