Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
