Non-Jews are for practice
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My vagina just clenched in fear
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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