He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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