So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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