Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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