Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
you're hired as official boob wrangler
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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