How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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