i don't plan on having that self control this summer
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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