yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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