Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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