apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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