The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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