Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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