How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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