Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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