3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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