How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
