he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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