shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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