So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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