He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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