We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Blood and glitter go together right?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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