Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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