Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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