nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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