This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
