so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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