dude i'm inner monologue high
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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