i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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