No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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