I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We talked him into tasing himself.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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