Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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