its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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