yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
