Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Life is so much better after having sex.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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