I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I think people are normalizing furries
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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