covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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