does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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