His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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