i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
