Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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