Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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