Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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