ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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