Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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