we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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