it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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