I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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